Behind the Photos: Double Corset Friday

DATELINE: Sevilla, Spain — an inside look from behind the camera as two women embark on an international mission to bring a deep, intimate appreciation of corsetry to a small corner of the blogosphere…

i was delighted to have opportunities to participate in photo shoots with the amazing, brilliant and edible smoking’ hot nursemyra while on holiday together in Sevilla.  Although several of you offered cold, hard* cash for “out takes” and/or video, i can only assure you that there were no bad shots of her, but perhaps a few that i ruined by being a bit of a novice, or simply getting in the way.

To help you appreciate how difficult this process can be, we decided to share a few “behind the scenes” photos. This in-depth report is intended to shed light on the complexity of the process, so that her weekly efforts receive the full respect deserved. 

The first hurdle? i’m an inept photographer. Took a few test photos to find the best location, lighting and camera settings. We settled on a orange wall in the living room, accentuating our Day-glo Fruit themed lingerie.

          

From there, we had to position the camera – far enough away to capture all breastages, yet close enough for us to tap the shutter. We used my clever “gorilla-pod”**, which was affixed to the back of a kitchen chair, precariously perched on the glass coffee table. i’ve said it before – “fashion is not for sissies”.

Giggling like schoolgirls***, we used the timer and took dozens of photos!  Some of which shall never be published – lotions, potions and other utensils may have been involved, but this shall be left to the imagination of the student!  Here is a sampling of our “props” collection.  Remember – we were improvising, and had already discovered that Sevilla had a limited selection of suitable shopping venues.

 

It wasn’t long before we were certain that there were several photos suitable for posting. Time zipped by – we literally spent hours on this endeavor!  Seemed like minutes.  Inevitably, a few shots were poorly timed, blurred or otherwise yakked up.

It’s not going to become a regular feature here at The Trailer Park, as i must return to my “mission” – hoarking up extended family issues in an attempt to get the worst of it out of my head – and provide warning to my children on how to avoid becoming mired in cavernous black holes of infinite human need…. But this has been a joyful diversion, and i am honoured**** that nursemyra encouraged me to explore the exposition of my boobages on the interweb*****.

So, back to our regularly scheduled programming…  at least until we meet up again for our next adventure! 

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* You know who you are… for shame, for shame…. Oh, and she said “hard”. Heh, heh, heh…

** Looks like either a sex toy, implement of torture, or some combination of the two, but it’s really a clever device, hopefully earning an assload of royalties for the inventor!

*** Not on the short list of ideas for future themed photo sessions, so don’t even ask…

**** as tribute, i’m even spelling a few words Aussie-style!  still working on installing the jets in my toilets to force the water to swirl counter-clockwise…

***** certainly provides yet another opportunity to send my children to therapy.  can’t imagine any of their friends mothers have plastered hooter-shots on the web.  On second thought… those middle-aged women on Craig’s List are some body’s mother…