Patient: Doctor, Doctor! It hurts when I do this [raising arm]
Doctor: Then don’t do that.
And on a completely unrelated note…
Please refrain from whining incessantly about troubles you bring upon yourself. Not only does it make you look like an imbecile, but it annoys the fuck out of the rest of us…
The Only Consistent Feature of All of Your Dissatisfying Relationships is You
i’ll go back to the futile search for my estranged estrogen now….