i’m headed for another ‘open stage’ event tonight. Original plan was to meet up with some friends for ‘happy hour’ after work, then just stay for the band gig. But life got pesky, errands had to be run, pets had to be fed and emptied… so i bagged the post-work drinking and smack talking. E-mail festivities between me and my two partners in debauchery (ninjaneer and WDM) captured below…
daisyfae: got too much stuff to do after work today – won’t make it to the bar after work, but I will be there around 7:15 for the open stage bit with the band… life is getting in the way of my fun. Dammit…
ninjaneer: Reminds me of Smashmouth’s “All Star” song
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the back streets
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
It’s OK with me if you want to be a conformist, play-by-the-rules, “I’m not allowed out” kinda girlie-girl. Must be that TOTM if you catch my wiff – er- I mean drift.
daisyfae: Gotcha. As a matter of fact, it is ‘shark week’. And you can suck my sweaty junk, mothafukah… poke me again with your Ronco Pit Bull Teasing Stick and see what happens… [sitting with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an “L” on my forehead]
ninjaneer: I fear not your word of little power…..you’re just a girl. Hey, WDM, in light of the fact that daisyfae is out of iPads and is afraid of early afternoon spotting, do you want to head up to the bar a little earlier than 1630?
WDM: “Purple Headed Womb Ferret”
daisyfae: ewww…. i don’t need to know your pet name for the ninjaneers man-thing…
ninjaneer: If she had a sufficient number of those she wouldn’t be such a sissy.
daisyfae: i can have as many of those as i want… i keep two in a cage at the natural history museum as back up.
ninjaneer: Yes, but there not as good as the ones caught in the wild.
Clearly, we have way too much free time… Off for my latest round of rock-star hallucinations…