As a newcomer to the blogosphere, i’ve been sucked into the breach in the time-space continuum known as ‘surfing’, and cannot account for several hours each day. I’m doing better with this, but still have to track my time carefully…
A good friend* tipped me off that there may be medical reasons to pay attention to the clock. I encourage all of you to listen and heed. Especially for you blogger-gents out there.
And DaddyP? Please tell us that you don’t use a laptop…. Oh, and for the love of all that is merciful, pleeeeeeeze refrain from sending photos if you do…
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*a brilliant, clever and exquisitely funny friend who should just get on with the blogging already! i will continue to swipe your juicy morsels** until you come out here to play…
** absolutely a euphemism….
Not only do I not use a laptop, when working at my computer, I sit by an open window, keeping my cojones in air conditioned comfort. 🙂
My biggest problem when on the internet is the smoking……one after the other……and then all of a sudden it’s 3am!
Swipe away. Faster. Faster. (Bait me, willya?)
toby – here’s to a stiff breeze, eh?
manuel – smoking? my, that’s some serious scrotal warming going on…
imeantno – c’mon. you know you wanna… 😀
My ex got my cajones in the settlement, so I should be okay.
I hate to tell you …….ummmmmm ……. how can I put this ………. mmmmmmm ………….YES, I DO.
Sorry? did you say you wanted pictures? ………. I’ll have a root around.
kn – well, i’m certain they looked better on you. i suppose she can no longer wear miniskirts…
DP – ‘root around’? is there hidden meaning there? didn’t we go through this over at The Gimcrack?
I use a laptop, but not a wireless one, which means I generally sit on the floor, squaw style. This is not good for the back.
I was
killing some timedoing some research one day awhile back and came across this gem.I rediscovered it today and thought you would find it as funny as I do.
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Shit! One more time.
cat – i sit in a quilted rocking chair, in my living room – work laptop on my left, personal laptop on my right. brown dog snoring on the sofa. ok on my back, not good for the upholstery on the sofa.
toby – it’s ‘stalker-ific’! very amusing – and it reminds me to watch what i say in public…
Isn’t that a bit, ah, paranoid, daisyfae?
I mean, all of the conversations are anonymous. That’s why it’s so funny, because the writer/listener describes personalities and not the persons.
That’s my take on it, anyway.
Aw, Hell! I know I’m a twisted fuck.
Haha. I think all guys should shave their nuts regardless how hot their laptops get. Anyway, they should all ready have some sort of fan for ball sacks while blogging with laptops. They really do stink. And you probably already know how I know this.
toby – perhaps. type a little louder… big bro missed that last bit…
uw – my aesthetician (chicka who handles the wax) says that she does remarkable business waxing scrotal areas. i was stunned… that’s GOTTA hurt…
Perhaps what?
Perhaps you agree I’m a twisted fuck, or perhaps you’re paranoid?
toby – perhaps both!