Taking Mom to the cardiologist this week allowed me a chance to check in on the ‘State of the Trailer Park’. And it leaves me shaking my damn head, as always…
An e-mail from my niece, DQ, on Wednesday informed me and my local siblings that she and her family would be taking off for Florida for two weeks – beginning Saturday. She asked if we could make an extra effort to visit Mom and take her out for meals and entertainment.
Two weeks. This is after the five-day vacation they took over Memorial Day weekend. Progress on the renovations to Mom’s house? Somewhere between “Jack” and “Squat”, since DQ’s husband, BJ, has to work on paying jobs when he’s not fucking off on holiday.
Helping Mom into the car, i asked if she had any concerns about being mostly alone for the two weeks.
Mom: Well, it’s just that nasty black dog that’s always under my feet. I’m just going to poke him out-of-the-way with my cane, so i don’t trip…
daisyfae: Wait. They’re leaving you to take care of their dogs?
We talked a bit more about the lack of progress on the house. Mom has held back enough money to buy an air conditioner and furnace, and to pay for re-plumbing the entire house. Because she’s making sure there’s enough money for these big-ticket items, she has been unable to pay BJ to hire help. Which is why he hasn’t done much of anything on the house.
daisyfae: Do you know how much it’s going to cost to do all that? Why don’t i get some folks in while they’re out of town to give us some quotes?
Mom: Oh, I don’t want to upset anyone. That would make them mad.
daisyfae: Do i look like i fucking give a shit if they’re mad? You’ve been living with them for two years. It’s time for the house to be finished. This is shit. i don’t like it.
She’s worried that they’ll be mean to her. Not that they’ll mistreat her, they just get snarky and make snotty comments apparently.
i reminded her for the millionth time that she has options. Options she refuses to consider. She just wants BJ to finish the work so she can move back into her house.
daisyfae: Well, you paid him, in advance, for work that wasn’t completed, by giving him the land you bought out in the country. That’s a bad business plan. You need to find a way to incentivize him to finish the job. Rather than spend the summer on vacation.
It was then that i hatched a plan. At least something for her to think about…
Put the property on the market at a fairly high price – maybe $5,000 more than you paid for it. It will take a while to sell. In the meantime, BJ can bust his ass on the house. If he finishes before it sells? He still gets it. If it sells? You use the money to help hire a crew, and then when he’s finished? He gets the rest to buy some more land, upon which he can shoot deer to his redneck heart’s content…
She didn’t like it. But she said i could go ahead and get quotes for the furnace and air conditioner, and the plumbing, so long as it was my idea, not hers.
daisyfae: Momma, it’s really up to you. You keep doing what you’re doing, you’re gonna keep getting what you got. Let me know if you want me to help, otherwise, i’m here to listen.