i have absolutely no interest in where Mr. Woods has placed his dick. Nor Mr. Letterman before him.
Sex addiction? What fucking planet are you people on?
We are a nation at war. Students are rioting in the streets of Tehran. Bodies pile up in Baghdad, and we are ripping another 30,000 young souls from their families for target practice in the mountains of Afghanistan.
Oh, and can we take a moment to consider that there’s some pesky international meeting about the future of climate on the planet?
Domestically? 10% of the available workforce still seeks employment, and faces an uncertain future. Gall bladder surgery can drive a family into bankruptcy because we have no health care safety net.
And yet all i can find on the news this morning are reports on the whereabouts of Tiger Woods’ penis.
Idiocracy. It’s not just a movie. We’re livin’ the dream, bitches….
NOTE: To all of you nimrods who landed here because you were searching the terms “Tiger Woods penis”? Seriously. What the fuck were you thinking? Don’t you have something more important to do? Jeeeeeebush H. Roosevelt McGee Christ…. It’s the end of the world. Oh, but the dude googling “shark pimp”? That’s funny….