And the Award for “Best Trailer Park Manipulation Maneuver of the Century” goes to: DQ. Hands down. No competition. Wasn’t even a fair fight…
My niece, DQ, is masterful. Expending the least amount of effort possible, she is able to align events and manipulate situations to suit her needs and desires. And the latest? World fucking class. Best of all? There is no room for argument or discussion – so it shall come to pass that she not only gets a home, but most of Mom’s financial assets when she dies.
Not only will i not fight this move, i shall fully support it – as it is in Mom’s best interests. Brilliant. She should use her talents to affect world peace. That pesky mess in the Middle East? She’d have them all buying her furniture and baking her cakes within a couple months…
Trailer Park Refugee 