Frigidity

Hate to do a ‘weather’ post…

BUTHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFGOD – it’s cold!

This morning?  i walked my dog when it was -14 F outside.  That’s -26 C for those of you who are Farenheitedly challenged.  With the wind – gusting to 20 miles/hour?  That’s a windchill factor of minus YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING – MY EYEBALLS JUST FROZE! 

Needless to say, my mildly brain damaged dog was oblivious.  Sproinging along as though he didn’t have a care in the world.  No coat.  No dog booties to protect his feet.  i’m in a parka, bundled up like Nanook of the North, shivering my everlovin’ giblets off, and he’s prancing along, sniffing every tree, leaving his “mark” – which by all rights should have frozen to his little doggie wiener.  And perhaps solidified his kidneys. 

Fortunately, he was all business, and set about makin’ poo within a few minutes.  Or he’d still be holding it…

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