Monday morning staff meeting. Division Chief* goes ‘around the room’ to get scores and highlights from the management team. Fellow technical advisor, VK, is up…
VK: I had a good interaction with a funding agent last week. RJ asked for a short proposal on the self-slicing bread molecule** project.
Who is “RJ”? Notoriously arrogant, and vertically challenged, man in a position of some authority…
DivChief Nozzle: RJ? What’s old RJ up to?
daisyfae [stage whisper]: About 4′ 9″ last time i saw him… [slaps hand over mouth, too late for effective filtration]
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* Not my beloved former Division Chief, but the new one – a condescending nano-manager, possessing NO sense of humor, and bearing a striking resemblance to a douche nozzle.
** Not a real project. That i know of…