So. Very. Wrong.

But of course, “political correctness” means nothing in my world. Through the e-mail today, amidst a flurry of frantic management-level kabuki dancing over future budgets and whatnot, came a “Headline”* contest.  i’ll leave it as an exercise for the student to figure out topic du jour…

Dangling David Fires Last Salvo in Thailand Tie Up

Carradine Farwell: Final Gong, Hanging by Dong, Soooo Rong

David Carradine Fails to Snatch Pebble in Time

Grasshopper a Gasper

David Carradine Stars in Last Movie – “Spanking Monkey, Hanging Actor”

Chinese Rope Trick Does In Kung Fu Actor

Over Excited Actor Dies While “Raising” Quai Chang “Cane”…

Thai Coroner says: “Ack!” Is Not A Safe Word**

Grasshopper Dies from Asphyxia, Chicken Choking Suspected

And, in my opinion, the winner:

Actor Ass Fix Aided by Rope

Engineers are a bunch of twisted muthafuckahs...

Engineers are a bunch of twisted muthafuckahs...

* The Ninjaneer is the culprit.  For those of you playing along at home, that shouldn’t come as a surprise.

** Perhaps my primary contribution to the evil darkness…