Tuesday night is “Pub Night” with a collection of my theater-connected friends. Last night, the usual suspects were collected around a plank table in a sort of new place. Known for a fine beer collection and all-day breakfasts.
Studley: Did you see that gal? Amazing!
daisyfae: What? Huh?
Recreational Blasphemy (RB): The one that just grabbed a beer? Wearing shorts?
Studley: Yeah! Prosthetic leg, and rockin’ the ‘short shorts’! How cool is that?
daisyfae: Wow – sorry i missed that…
Studley: Just like her style, and that she puts it right out there! One nice, slim thigh, and the mechanical leg that gets her walking.
daisyfae: You know, this could be the start of a new wave of extreme weight loss measures… Wanna lose about 40 pounds in a hurry? Chop the legs, and replace them with lean, mean titanium prosthetics!
RB: I have the name for those, when they go commercial: “Slimbs”