Crotch Rocketry – Addendum | Trailer Park Refugee

My friend, DK, was tracking the motorized news of the weekend. She made casual mention to her husband as she saw the photo of my new motorbike cross her Facebook feed…

DK: daisyfae’s got a new crotch rocket

Mr. DK: Oh really? D cells or AC?

DK: It says here 800cc V-twin.

Mr. DK: That’s gonna chip some teeth.

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29 thoughts on “Crotch Rocketry – Addendum”

OMGosh!!! My side hurts!!

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daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 6:33 am said:

they are funny people!

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If that was my toy I’d probably call it Vixen. Red, foxy and V V Voom
Some crotch rocket, alright!

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daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 6:33 am said:

i like “Vixen”… sort of Christmassy, too!

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- nursemyra on March 29, 2012 at 2:07 am said:
  
  Vixen suits you babe
  
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  - daisyfae on March 30, 2012 at 3:50 pm said:
    
    she may end up being known as “the minx”…

I did try one of those little mini-bikes once. I don’t know what I did, but it took off without me. It was God’s way of saying, Jesus, you’re such a little girl.

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daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 6:34 am said:

the little ones can be tough to ride. hard to steer with your knees up around your ears!

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Holy shit woman! How loosened up are you that you need that much power to get you off?

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daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 6:34 am said:

ummmm….. not exactly…. the power just gets me there faster!

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- wigsf on March 28, 2012 at 10:59 am said:
  
  Hey hey hey. Why the rush? Slow down. Enjoy the ride.
  
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  - daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm said:
    
    i should have said “faster. and repeatedly.”

Ha! Crotch Rocketry is a fun phrase.

I suppose the practitioners of same would be Crotch Rocketeers!

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dinahmow on March 28, 2012 at 3:15 pm said:

Who’s going to wipe the coffee off my keyboard this time! 😉

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- daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm said:
  
  oh, yeah! Thank you Steve — i’m going to have to have a patch made up for the back of my kevlar jacket. This is a keeper!
  
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furtheron on March 29, 2012 at 6:43 am said:

Can I join the Crotch Rocketeers? I’m thinkin up the logo now…

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- daisyfae on March 30, 2012 at 3:50 pm said:
  
  we’ll be like a gang! hell’s angels with attitude!
  
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i just wet myself laughing

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daisyfae on March 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm said:

DK sent me the exchange by e-mail, and i snorted loudly… fortunately the allergy meds had already kicked in when i did, or there’d have been a mess on the screen of the laptop!

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