Friday afternoon happy hour, celebrating the imminent departure of my good friend, the Ninjaneer, for his new job with our offices in the Florida panhandle.
Ninjaneer: I’ve already found a few nice places right on the ocean!
daisyfae: Yep, with the tar-balls washing up, suspect beachfront is a steal at the moment.
Ninjaneer: I’m not worried. In fact, I have already volunteered to help with clean up! I’ll be right there on the front lines, with my bottle of Dawn dish washing liquid, ready to scrub the oil from the bodies of the college girls who frolic on the beaches there.
daisyfae: Bad news, hotstuff. i’ve got a far better chance of getting my hands on the college co-eds than you do!
Ninjaneer: No way! Let’s ask a college girl! [motions to cute college aged waitress] Sierra? You’re a college girl, right? If you were covered in oil from the leaky well in the Gulf, who would you rather have wash the oil from your body – me or her?
Sierra: [Immediately points at daisyfae] Sorry…
Once again, the tags say it all
Yes they do!
All is right in the world, then 🙂
Hmm. No wonder google won’t take ads from that cougar site.
I have no doubt you would do a thorough job of cleansing those covered in oil. Snark.
ain’t life grand, sugar? ;~D xoxox
Slick image Daisyfae ………….
probably because the waitress knew the euphemism for “wash”.
isn’t ‘creepy engineers’ redundant?
You’d be my pick, too. Then again, I’ve never gotten along too well with balls, tarred or otherwise. *wink*
Tar balls – Oceanic furballs created by petro carelessness!
kyknoord – what? is there a typo in there?
TBFKAMP – very much so. ninjaneer bought my beers!
rob – suspect that if i had a mind to, i could give those old men a run for their money when it comes to chasing the pretty young things…
squirrelqueen – perhaps with a fire hose, if they happened to be the right wingnuts who were screaming “drill baby drill” before they decided to start blaming the current administration for not cleaning up this mess immediately!
savannah – i love my friends. virtual and otherwise!
DP – she’d look good wearing anything. or nothing.
stephanie – she knows the ninjaneer. he’s a regular, and they are used to his chatter…
gnukid – hey, HEY! cut that out… that hits a little too close to home!
alonewithcats – thanks for stopping by! any friend of kyknoord is quite welcome here in the trailer park!
archie – oh, that’s almost good enough to be a marketing slogan. got plans for your post retirement employment?
I never would have asked that question. Why would he set himself up for a blow like that? Well educated with no common sense.
Ha ha! Go Daisy Fae!
Collage girls are WAAAAY too high maintenance. Us *ahem*somethings aren’t so fussy about who oils us up or washes us down.
Can we substitute a chocolate clean up with an oil clean up?
Tar balls are funny.
By the way, you cleaning oil off of an oily waitress makes up for your last two posts.
Oily girls seem to slip out of handcuffs real easy.
a man who thinks on his feet would have then said, “well i’ve got $50 bucks, a quart of motor oil and some Dawn in my car, how bout i just watch.”
I imagine there are plenty of folks who would love to watch you clean up the oily waitress AND tar balls.
unbearable banishment – he llikes the attention, even though he gets abused and shot down, to him? there is no such thing as bad attention.
syncopated eyeball – keeps ’em on their toes…
dolce – i’d welcome a date to an automated car wash at my age…
carlae – there’d be far more hands helping if that were a chocolate spill in the gulf!
uncle keith – glad i was able to achieve temporary redemption. please don’t read the most recent post. i’ll be back in the doghouse with you, i’m afraid…
renalfailure – learned from experience?
kono – you, sir, are brilliant! the ninjaneer? only mild genius…
blazngscarlet – suspect i should charge for it in the future…