How to jack up your blog stats…

First?  Write a post about groundhogs attacking your office building…  Be sure to include a goofy picture of a groundhog.

Sit back, wait a few months – and then right around Groundhog Day, you’ll magically see a spike in your blog stats.  Like from 150-250/day to 1600.  i had to check via google image searches to see for sure that’s what was going on…

Stay tuned for my posts on the local wetlands conservation efforts.  Gotta love those wet beavers…

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20 thoughts on “How to jack up your blog stats…

  1. Hmmm, my stats have been dropping. Maybe I need to show more bust or something. I like the wet beaver. Maybe I’ll go into animal porn. Although I think Nurse Myra does well with vegetable porn.

  2. DP – What does being British have to do with beavers? You don’t have them there?

    Sassy Miss P – Ahh, great plan! Hot, juicy nuts… full… ready to explode with flavor…

    uncle keith – watch out for the teeth… they’re sharp, and likely to short out your wiring…

    fweng – yes, there’s nothing wrong with hitting a wet beaver. unless they’re on the endangered species list, then i suppose it would be a problem…

    silverstar – Hmmm… there’s animal porn, vegetable porn… perhaps you could corner the market on mineral porn?

    gnu – never stopped you before, has it?

    annie – this is easier than what happened to you… never good to be completely misrepresented, and spam-targeted, by confused groups of people on various bulletin boards…

    manuel – glad to be of service. your post about your mom was beautiful…

  3. Yeah, my stats have dropped this week too. In the immortal words of Christopher Walken in his famous SNL sketch: I GOTTA HAVE MORE BEAVER!

    :))

  4. KJ – throw in some nature photographs of the ol’ Boobie, and you might be able to kick it up a notch!

    alex – except the folks living upstream!

    nm – my hits spike whenever i post my bits, and link back to you as well! you’re a corseted rock star!

  5. This happened to me once. I wrote a review of a book, before the book really took off. Now, it’s my most active post, still getting numerous hits per day.

    Work whatever angle you can, I say . . .

  6. silverstar – the link is kinky… as in ‘broken’ kinky, but i remember a post on such things…

    squirrel queen – you need to find a perversion that relates to the word “squirrel” and you’ll be setting records!

    DP and archie – i’m confused. and archie? are you a transplant? thought you were an Aussie through and through!

    awalkabout – i laugh about the ‘beaver’ picture searches. i am deeply concerned about the ones regarding “naughty girl scouts” that i get damn near every day…

    tysdaddy – the interweb is a mysterious place, isn’t it? and it seems to be forever… (sigh)

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