This just in…

During a routine holiday photography session, we were fortunate enough to capture the precise moment when Mr. Pickles actually received a signal from the Dog Planet… Seen here wearing his fruitalicious manly green velvet Christmas collar and antlers, we believe he was being told “REGROW A PAIR! Don’t put up with this shit!”

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20 thoughts on “This just in…

  1. tNb – yep! will make up some red and green “therapy cups” before heading down to deal with The Park. They’re already churning some drama, and i’m about to open up some Christmas Whup Ass on ’em…

    awalkabout – you’ve just given me a great idea for halloween photos next year! his eyes always do the bright green thing in photos – and ‘red eye’ removal doesn’t work on green… dog horns… yep…

    KJ – Yes – ornaments/earrings on the antlers! The other dogs make fun of him for them, but he’s quite the fashion plate…

    heartbreaktown – the tree has some odd items. like the gorgeous hand-blown alien space ship (with aliens!), the 6-pack of beer ornament and several penguins clipped to the branches…

    dolce – yep! Mr. P gets lots of action in the antlers…

    DP – *snort*

    silverstar – i had to look a long time to find the right brown antlers for him. given his size and color, he can theoretically pass for a reindeer… need to get a red nose… that would complete the humiliation for him!

    gnu – i didn’t take the ‘nads. we got him at a year old (he was a castaway) and he was a eunuch the day he arrived. he spends a lot of time looking for them, though… with his tongue.

  2. uncle keith – will you refrain from EVER posting lyrics to anything by Wings for the rest of your life?

    nm – you know how i feel about your photos! hope the headaches are better! xoxo

  3. alex – i think the reason his eyes glow like that is because his head is empty. there’s aluminum foil on the back of his skull to improve signal reception, and that’s what makes his eyes shine!

    miss – he’s quite the li’l devil. left me some yule logs in the theater room (because i had the balls to sleep in past 10:00 am on a weekend!).

  4. My eldest does that reindeer antler thing to her dog too. He knows he looks silly. You can see it in his eyes.

    Some of the best photos of our departed cocker Bugsy show him with his “Devil Dog” eyes.

  5. silverstar – i can’t get mad at him when it’s my responsibility to get him out to make poo… at least he didn’t put them under the tree.

    rob – yet another reason that dogs are way cooler than cats… there is virtually no self-respecting cat on the planet that will allow such displays of humiliation. dogs rock…

    stephanie – Welcome to The Park! “Beans and Pickles” – definitely would be a chaotic combination!

    mavismolly – Welcome to The Park, too! The tree may be on it’s last year – my new place has giant ceilings, and i’m considering getting a big honkin’ 12′ pre-lit tree. just because… bad reason! And yes, dogs are magic! Can’t imagine life without ’em…

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