Smooshing Boobies

Inspired by the scrump-delicious dolce, i’ve dived into the “Smoosh Your Boobies” campaign, led by Olga The Traveling Bra (naturally) and her pal, Claire!  Breaking news – they’ve extended the deadline for submission* until November 7th, so there’s still time to join the fun.

Short version:  Tape paper to wall.  Or just use a wall if you’re not renting your home.  Paint breasts**.  Smoosh breastages to create art.  Grin.  Mince about with paint on your boobies.  Grin some more!

Better Living Through Edible Body Paint

Better Living Through Edible Body Paint and Chocolate Syrup

On the serious side, ladies – do it.  It was a routine mammogram that caught the 8mm x 6mm cancer nugget in my left tit.  With the advances in digital mammography, they caught it below the traditional detection limit (1cm).  A non-aggressive cancer, it was gone within a month, i was on stage for a dance rehearsal (Bat Boy: The Musical) 4 days later, breast reconstruction (ie: “perkification”) a month after that, and a spot of radiation. 

Done.  If you catch it early, it doesn’t have to be a big deal. 

Let’s try an analogy – suppose you can take a simple preventative measure to avoid being chased down, hacked up and eaten by a psychotic serial killer***.  A special talisman you can get at the checkout at WalMart.  You choose NOT to do this.  Based on this choice, you have abdicated your license to bitch about being killed by a psychotic serial killer.  Yes, i know that you’re dead, but work with me here…

Ladies:  Without our Unalienable Right to possess a License to Bitch, what are we?  Vacuous, amiable and complacent tools!  If for no other reason, you must get your mammogram to preserve this fundamental right!

Here are the official rules, cut and pasted from dolce’s cut and paste.

How to SMOOSH YOUR BOOBIES:

1. Tape a piece of paper to the wall, at boobie height (on the floor works too)

2. Choose your color(s) of paint

3. Apply paint to bare boobies with a soft brush, fingers, sponge, or whatever

4. Smoosh your boobies onto the paper (you might want to experiment a little with holding them together and/or guiding them into place)

5. Repeat as necessary until desired effect is achieved

6. Shower****

7. Take a picture or scan your smooshed-boobies print(s)

8. And email it to Claire or Olga no later than November 7th.  (Include your name/blog’s url if you want a link back)….

Please support this brilliant and tasty creative awareness campaign.  And take a few minutes every month to feel yourself up.  You’ll be glad you did…

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* No, not “submission”, you perverts.  “SUBMISSION”… D’uh!

** Perfectly ok to enlist the help of a friend.  Or two.  If you’re so inclined…

*** OK.  It’s a clown.  That’s worse.  MUCH worse.

**** Or, if you used edible body paints (not that i did, mind you), allow your assistant to help with paint removal.  No.  i did NOT deploy the dog.  That’s fucked up… and you should be ashamed for even thinking that.

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19 thoughts on “Smooshing Boobies

  1. Your Smooshed Boobies DO look good enough to eat. And I can say that ‘cuz I’m a BRA. Thanks for sharing your breast cancer story Daisy….that’s what this is really ALL about. And your Wal-Mart analogy make PERFECT sense! 🙂
    THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!
    ~Olga

  2. ever since I read olga’s post I’ve been meaning to raid the gimcrack’s craft store for some paint but keep forgetting. now I’ve got til the 7th of november I may actually remember one of these days…. your smooshes look fantastic daisyfae xx

  3. Dais…I have to admit…edible chocolate paint (and LB’s assistance) was my first thought. But finding the former at short (read: no) notice, proved too much of a challenge. Your submission is almost like pointelism…me likes!

  4. Olga – Thank YOU for launching the campaign! The pleasure was all mine. Well… um….

    Claire – Delighted that you stopped by The Park and found Smooshies! Thrilled that the two four of you got this going! Happy to play along next year!

    silverstar – now you’re talking! i was less worried about artistic value and more distracted by entertainment value! yee haw!

    nm – hey, could you get the diversional therapist to make it a gimcrack-wide event in the recreation room? on second thought…. no, the ladies at the gimcrack need their boobies smooshed, too! this is about breast cancer awareness…

    dolce – it’s sad, but i just so happened to have a paint set on hand… probably a gag gift from someone. right. it was a joke!

    DP – i hate it when that happens! they’re EVERYWHERE!

    tNb – if you strike out in the toybox, try the refrigerator! woo hoo!

  5. very colorful… and incredibly edible! but, especially, what a great cause! as a dedicated and long time purveyor of boobies, i have an invested interest in seeing that they stay healthy!

  6. headbang8 – i think the gents can play! “Crush Your Nuts”? (props to The Boy for that one). Someone call Lance Armstrong…

    unclekeith – ah… but the true paradox of your existence: Clowns with Boobies?

    Miss – Beats the fuck out of eating wriggling seafood! By A LOT! [still shuddering]

    gnu – yes, boobies rock! at the same time? if the cancer came back? Fuck it! it’s just meat! i’ve got a lot of living to do… (hey, that’d be a great song for a 50’s musical, wouldn’t it?)

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