i’m over it. a little corset therapy, thanks to the encouragement of the magically delicious nursemyra, who has invited both Ms. Vita and i to join her for some friday fashion fun…
however… given that some of my professional colleagues, not to mention my son, are regular readers here at The Trailer Park, i’ve got to put the photos below the break. With a suitable warning. If you read further and go blind, not my fault!
WARNING: if seeing mildly suggestive photos of daisyfae in sex gear would either disturb, frighten or scar you for life, then please do not read past the break. No actual naughty bits are exposed, but consider yourself warned.
Now, on with the show…
Observations: Holy Fucking Shit! Do any of you realize how ridiculously hard it is to do a self portrait of your bits without knowing how to use the fucking timer on your camera?!?!? We all owe the amazing nursemyra – and i mean totally fucking amazing – our undying gratitude for her devotion to the beautification of the blogosphere every friday.
Sheesh. Perhaps one day i’ll post a few of my 80+ “out takes” – which consist of shots of my armpits, nostrils or the dog-fur encrusted carpet in my bedroom. And i believe there was one magic shot that had all three in it.
Face it. Fashion ain’t for sissies. Yet another reason i’m an engineer.
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Oh, I don’t know, daisyfae. I think these turned out quite well, actually.
Perhaps if you had a willing assistant – and I’m sure there are many volunteers – you wouldn’t need to worry about the timer.
But, if you’re assistant-shy, just remember the old adage – “Practice makes perfect.”!
I enjoyed those pics very much.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!!!
Most excellent! But enough stills… when does the movie come out?
And Nurse Myra is even more amazing when you consider she doesn’t have a tripod or a timer on her camera. Of course, she’s had more practice. Not bad, but a little small. (Not your equipment, the pictures.) God, am I getting prurient in my old age? Of course, if any of the guys posted pics of their
man boobs and beer belliesmanly physiques, I would be all over it.fantastic daisyfae!!!!!
Nurse has got some competition, you have nothing to be ashamed of!
Very nice, daisy.
Is nowhere safe on a Friday anymore? ………. sheesh
[Stock market tip – corset and lingerie outlets]
I might have to pop back later ……… for a friend you understand …….
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WOW! Fabulous Ms Fae. I’m speechless. And you’ve had 2 kids too? Beeeeyatches the lot of you!
Hey. I’ve just realised how apt this all is….Friday the 13th! *evil grin*
I think more people would be engineers if more of us looked like you. Now can we see the outtakes?
rob – i think i need to figure out the timer… part of the ‘game’ is the self-portrait aspect. besides, the cropping tool is my friend. not sure i want to give up any creative control!
lksn – thanks much!
uncle keith – two words: pillow fights.
gnu – the video of this photo shoot may not have been particularly erotic. me swearing, groaning as i wished for longer arms, pushing the dog out of the shots… oops. did i crash the “third wall”?
silverstar – of course the photos are small. baby steps. i’m a rookie – not ready to have my blemishes inspected by
millionsa few dozen people. like the idea of a ‘gentlemens’ day. not sure i wanna see thongs, however…nm – you’re my hero! safe travels…
alex – Thanks and Welcome to The Park. And don’t think of it as ‘competition’ – more like ‘tag team’ 😉
az – Thanks – and you’re next! and don’t protest – you’re gorgeous! we’ll get you talked into this one day!
DP – if anyone could get the “gentlemen’s version” of corset friday going, it would be you… on second thought….
dolce – oh, child, you are smokin’ hot! wonderirng if you had as much trouble taking the photos as i did. then again, you didn’t have to do as much cropping, i suppose!
kyknoord – with some estrogen shots, a little wax, maybe just a hint of photoshoppery – i suspect you could join up. i may have to extract a few out takes. not as hot as nursemyra’s out takes by a long shot… or a close shot…
*shuffles feet* ta Dais. And ja. Trés difficile! That was the only one that didn’t include a thumb or a bit of armpit or half the wall. Or a chin. Or two, ye gads. But it was fun. Lots and lots of fun.
top notch.
You too? Now my husband is getting “ideas”.
Bravo!!! I can only imagine the many martinis & giggles this would require …
Daisy! It’s the FOURTH wall! The FOURTH, that has to be preserved. Good thing you’re fucking hot, cuz your brain is addled. Maybe it’s the gin?
dolce – oh, gawd – the ones where i caught my face?!?! grimacing as i contorted myself to get the proper angle? [shudder]
kono – again, Welcome to The Park! there’s a notch at the bottom of that get-up as well (tee hee)…
annie – you’d be quite stunning, no doubt. no pressure, but it sure was more fun than i thought it would be… once the pulled muscles healed!
tNb – the dog thought i was insane! stone cold sober – this time. perhaps (if there’s a) next time…
Her Royal Stankiness – i realized that late today. big ol’ “duh”. But remember, i’ve never had formal theater training. i’m a hack.
My Eyes, My Eyes……..
…..want more, want more!
‘And don’t think of it as ‘competition’ – more like ‘tag team’ ‘
Oh god yes!
Hey girl, looks like a pretty good shoot to me! You an NM will have to do a double shoot in a couple of weeks!
Well done to you, the nurse and the Dolce. My penis shots will be available at http://www.bigusdikus.org from next week.
umdalum – maybe every Friday the 13th, Ms. Vita and i can come up with our Tribute To Nursemyra… maybe. Don’t send me an opthamologists bill, though.
Alex – yeah. you and uncle keith. i’ll send you pictures from the pillow fight in seville, too…
Bb – a “double”? wouldn’t that be a “quadruple”? i’ll pack something festive and see if she wants to play…
vapour – Rock and Roll! Can’t wait! [tapping toes, looking at watch]
What knockers!
(And yes, I can vouch for Kyknoord’s chest not being nearly as well-developed as yours, dear.)
Mrs. B – surfing channels while visiting Mom and stumbled upon the young dr. frankenstein – and giggled myself silly (unfortunately, might have interfered with her napping). Man boobs are over-rated. Yeah. i know they have a low rating… it’s still too high…