Joke du jour…

Guy goes into a doctors office.

Doctor says “Sir, I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”.

Guy asks “Why?”

Doctor says “Because i’m about to give you a physical…”

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Do your part to end the war effort…

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18 thoughts on “Joke du jour…

  1. az – loved the joke. The Boy dropped it on us the other night, and we had a healthy giggle…

    nm – should have figured you’d have been on the front lines!

    Bb – Remind me not to shake hands with anyone at the sales seminar…

    paisley – so far so good! my offspring showed up around 1:30 am after a family funeral. on my way out on Easter morning to locate some chocolate eggs, bunnies… wonder if i can find a ‘gummi jesus’ or if that would be in poor taste?

  2. I saw an episode of Friends this morning in which Phoebe tells Ross he touches himself in his sleep. It made me laugh. Show me a man who doesn’t…

  3. Jesus Christ am I sick as a dog. I can’t stay long, I don’t wanna spread my germies. Anywhoooo, that’s why I am late. So, Happy Easter Ms. Daisy.

    Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson. Get it? Palmela……Handerson?

  4. cat – i work with a few who touch themselves in the office. it’s love… a man and his manthing…

    uw – hope you’re better today… from the looks of the rest of the comments, Palmela gets around!

    nm – in our sleep? we have to wait til we’re asleep?

    imeantno – oh my. nothing says “i’m going to heaven” like gummy footprints…

    uncle keith – you’re a saint. perhaps a messy one, but a saint nonetheless…

    nm – i suspect you’re doing your part for world peace every friday with those corset shots…

  5. manuel – i love this joke. simple. funny. sneaky…

    kyknoord – we are all soldiers for the greater good. except for those people who are in denial, refusing to give in. i suspect they wash themselves, very hard, in the shower…

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