az – loved the joke. The Boy dropped it on us the other night, and we had a healthy giggle…
nm – should have figured you’d have been on the front lines!
Bb – Remind me not to shake hands with anyone at the sales seminar…
paisley – so far so good! my offspring showed up around 1:30 am after a family funeral. on my way out on Easter morning to locate some chocolate eggs, bunnies… wonder if i can find a ‘gummi jesus’ or if that would be in poor taste?
kyknoord – we are all soldiers for the greater good. except for those people who are in denial, refusing to give in. i suspect they wash themselves, very hard, in the shower…
Trailer Park Refugee 
Ha! And that’s a pretty funny website too. 🙂
hahah…..
http://nursemyra.wordpress.com/2007/11/26/avoid-a-scuffle-with-the-five-knuckle-shuffle/
Very good input for my up and coming self help series, ‘Masturbate your way to true happiness and independent wealth’.
happy easter daisy!!!
az – loved the joke. The Boy dropped it on us the other night, and we had a healthy giggle…
nm – should have figured you’d have been on the front lines!
Bb – Remind me not to shake hands with anyone at the sales seminar…
paisley – so far so good! my offspring showed up around 1:30 am after a family funeral. on my way out on Easter morning to locate some chocolate eggs, bunnies… wonder if i can find a ‘gummi jesus’ or if that would be in poor taste?
Well…it’ll be tough…but someone has to do it. I volunteer! Multiple times.
Hey, if jerking off made people wealthy, I’d be a friggin’ multi-billionaire.
🙂
wanderer – give til it hurts! then give some more!
toby – welcome back! but i think sometimes it’s being a jerkoff that makes people wealthy…
I saw an episode of Friends this morning in which Phoebe tells Ross he touches himself in his sleep. It made me laugh. Show me a man who doesn’t…
Jesus Christ am I sick as a dog. I can’t stay long, I don’t wanna spread my germies. Anywhoooo, that’s why I am late. So, Happy Easter Ms. Daisy.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson. Get it? Palmela……Handerson?
upset waitess: so your reply to Cat is that it’s not only men who touch themselves in their sleep 🙂
Hows about Holy Gummy Footprints?
http://www.holyjuan.com/2007/02/jesus-candy.html
I’m frightened to think how violent the planet would be if I hadn’t been doing my part all these years. I’m nominating myself for a Nobel Peace Prize.
good for you uncle keith. can i vote?
cat – i work with a few who touch themselves in the office. it’s love… a man and his manthing…
uw – hope you’re better today… from the looks of the rest of the comments, Palmela gets around!
nm – in our sleep? we have to wait til we’re asleep?
imeantno – oh my. nothing says “i’m going to heaven” like gummy footprints…
uncle keith – you’re a saint. perhaps a messy one, but a saint nonetheless…
nm – i suspect you’re doing your part for world peace every friday with those corset shots…
tremendous!
I’m with Uncle Keith on this. I’ve been doing my part since the early eighties.
manuel – i love this joke. simple. funny. sneaky…
kyknoord – we are all soldiers for the greater good. except for those people who are in denial, refusing to give in. i suspect they wash themselves, very hard, in the shower…