got an upgrade to business class on my flight. sitting next to a seasoned traveler, we were comparing stories of frequent flier perks, hotel loyalty programs and the like…
daisyfae: my primary requirement? the hotel must have an in-room coffeemaker!
seasoned traveler: you actually use them? don’t you know that flight attendents wash their dirty panties in those things?
daisyfae: [blink…. blink….]