Egg-centric

By daisyfae

A short conversation earlier this week…

The Girl:  Damn, Mom.  Your eggs are old!

daisyfae: Fuck you.

The Girl:  I was talking about the ones in the fridge… they expired in April!

daisyfae:  oh…

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14 Responses to “Egg-centric”

  1. fkdupdad Says:

    that is funny…

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  2. hisqueen Says:

    became super sensitive when you hit “47″, huh..
    having hot flashes already? =)
    poor girl…tell her there’s more of that to come when menopause hits.

  3. Daddy Papersurfer Says:

    Oh gawd – the menopause – hell on earth for all concerned ….. [can you give me a six month warning please? - thank you Daisy]

  4. Sassy Miss P Says:

    *snort*
    Ha ha!

  5. silverstar98121 Says:

    Eggs don’t expire, no matter what it says on the box. Haven’t you heard of 100 year eggs?

  6. Alex L. Says:

    It warms my heart to see a mother so willing to tell her children to ‘get fucked’.

  7. nursemyra Says:

    Awww…. how sweet. Was she making you breakfast?

  8. The Unbearable Banishment Says:

    Thank god she didn’t make a wry comment about curdled milk.

  9. tysdaddy Says:

    Ouch . . .

  10. Uncle Keith Says:

    Yea, it’s a good thing you don’t have an 18-year old cat in the house.

  11. daisyfae Says:

    fkdupdad – Welcome to The Park… and you are a funny fucked up dad! i’ve been at it longer, but it seems i could learn a few things from you!

    hisqueen – doc assures me that i am not even in the “peri-menopause” phase yet (at least hormonally). he kinda ducks under the table when he says it, though, so i think it’s coming…

    DP – you’ll get your warning. likely via BBC… international incidents are not out of the realm of the plausible…

    Miss P – yes, today i’m laughing! tomorrow? whothefuckknows! ARGH!

    silverstar – i’ve discovered the joys of organic milk. lasts a month, which is about how long it takes me to use a half gallon. somehow the farmers and the lawyers much have conspired for the egg expiry dates… hmmm….

    alex – they aren’t always warmed by it, but they are certainly used to it!

    nursemyra – might have been an 0800 attempt to craft a batch of chocolate chip cookies. yes. that’d be a perfectly FINE breakfast!

    unbearable banishment – that happened when i had radiation treatments after breast cancer!

    tysdaddy – it was an across the board “ouch”. but we were both laughing our asses off after, so all’s well with the world…

    uncle keith – do old cats eat expired eggs? or would that just quadruple the ‘bitch’ factor in these parts?

  12. Ginny Says:

    Bwah ha ha! I mean, how rude!

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