A short conversation earlier this week…
The Girl: Damn, Mom. Your eggs are old!
daisyfae: Fuck you.
The Girl: I was talking about the ones in the fridge… they expired in April!
daisyfae: oh…
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just three shots of tequila away from a bar fight….
that is funny…
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became super sensitive when you hit “47″, huh..
having hot flashes already? =)
poor girl…tell her there’s more of that to come when menopause hits.
Oh gawd – the menopause – hell on earth for all concerned ….. [can you give me a six month warning please? - thank you Daisy]
*snort*
Ha ha!
Eggs don’t expire, no matter what it says on the box. Haven’t you heard of 100 year eggs?
It warms my heart to see a mother so willing to tell her children to ‘get fucked’.
Awww…. how sweet. Was she making you breakfast?
Thank god she didn’t make a wry comment about curdled milk.
Ouch . . .
Yea, it’s a good thing you don’t have an 18-year old cat in the house.
fkdupdad – Welcome to The Park… and you are a funny fucked up dad! i’ve been at it longer, but it seems i could learn a few things from you!
hisqueen – doc assures me that i am not even in the “peri-menopause” phase yet (at least hormonally). he kinda ducks under the table when he says it, though, so i think it’s coming…
DP – you’ll get your warning. likely via BBC… international incidents are not out of the realm of the plausible…
Miss P – yes, today i’m laughing! tomorrow? whothefuckknows! ARGH!
silverstar – i’ve discovered the joys of organic milk. lasts a month, which is about how long it takes me to use a half gallon. somehow the farmers and the lawyers much have conspired for the egg expiry dates… hmmm….
alex – they aren’t always warmed by it, but they are certainly used to it!
nursemyra – might have been an 0800 attempt to craft a batch of chocolate chip cookies. yes. that’d be a perfectly FINE breakfast!
unbearable banishment – that happened when i had radiation treatments after breast cancer!
tysdaddy – it was an across the board “ouch”. but we were both laughing our asses off after, so all’s well with the world…
uncle keith – do old cats eat expired eggs? or would that just quadruple the ‘bitch’ factor in these parts?
Thank you!
Bwah ha ha! I mean, how rude!
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