First? Write a post about groundhogs attacking your office building… Be sure to include a goofy picture of a groundhog.
Sit back, wait a few months – and then right around Groundhog Day, you’ll magically see a spike in your blog stats. Like from 150-250/day to 1600. i had to check via google image searches to see for sure that’s what was going on…
Stay tuned for my posts on the local wetlands conservation efforts. Gotta love those wet beavers…
Kiss me, Bucky, my tonsils itch...
Tags: blog pimping, blogging, random neural firings, wet beaver, when groundhogs attack
February 4, 2009 at 1:34 pm |
Wet beavers!!!!!!?! Thank heavens I’m British …….
February 4, 2009 at 1:50 pm |
Try and work something in about nuts …
February 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm |
I’d attack a wet beaver, like a groundhog attacking an office building.
February 4, 2009 at 3:59 pm |
Not to mention wet beavers will get you hits.
February 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm |
Hmmm, my stats have been dropping. Maybe I need to show more bust or something. I like the wet beaver. Maybe I’ll go into animal porn. Although I think Nurse Myra does well with vegetable porn.
February 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm |
your wet beaver seems a bit scruffy…
February 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm |
I’ve had a post or two take off but never in a good way.
February 4, 2009 at 8:16 pm |
hahahahahahahaha first proper laugh in days……
thank you for your words the other day……all the comments mean a lot
February 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm |
DP – What does being British have to do with beavers? You don’t have them there?
Sassy Miss P – Ahh, great plan! Hot, juicy nuts… full… ready to explode with flavor…
uncle keith – watch out for the teeth… they’re sharp, and likely to short out your wiring…
fweng – yes, there’s nothing wrong with hitting a wet beaver. unless they’re on the endangered species list, then i suppose it would be a problem…
silverstar – Hmmm… there’s animal porn, vegetable porn… perhaps you could corner the market on mineral porn?
gnu – never stopped you before, has it?
annie – this is easier than what happened to you… never good to be completely misrepresented, and spam-targeted, by confused groups of people on various bulletin boards…
manuel – glad to be of service. your post about your mom was beautiful…
February 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm |
Yeah, my stats have dropped this week too. In the immortal words of Christopher Walken in his famous SNL sketch: I GOTTA HAVE MORE BEAVER!
February 5, 2009 at 1:51 am |
Everyone loves a wet beaver…
February 5, 2009 at 2:49 am |
Way to go daisyfae!
February 5, 2009 at 10:06 am |
KJ – throw in some nature photographs of the ol’ Boobie, and you might be able to kick it up a notch!
alex – except the folks living upstream!
nm – my hits spike whenever i post my bits, and link back to you as well! you’re a corseted rock star!
February 5, 2009 at 2:42 pm |
Ahem, I have already cornered the market on mineral porn, last June when you and Nurse Myra were in Spain.
February 5, 2009 at 3:49 pm |
So your Pickles posts aren’t enough for the Animal Lovers. Now you’re broadening your base. Brilliant.
February 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm |
I believe that the meaning might have a subtle difference ………
February 7, 2009 at 6:40 pm |
Oh, Daddy P! No wet beaver, please, we’re British!
February 11, 2009 at 11:31 am |
hahahahahahaha just that. hahahahahahaha.
February 11, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
This happened to me once. I wrote a review of a book, before the book really took off. Now, it’s my most active post, still getting numerous hits per day.
Work whatever angle you can, I say . . .
February 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm |
silverstar – the link is kinky… as in ‘broken’ kinky, but i remember a post on such things…
squirrel queen – you need to find a perversion that relates to the word “squirrel” and you’ll be setting records!
DP and archie – i’m confused. and archie? are you a transplant? thought you were an Aussie through and through!
awalkabout – i laugh about the ‘beaver’ picture searches. i am deeply concerned about the ones regarding “naughty girl scouts” that i get damn near every day…
tysdaddy – the interweb is a mysterious place, isn’t it? and it seems to be forever… (sigh)