Comments on: Canine Retentive http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/ just three shots of tequila away from a bar fight.... Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:08:23 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: daisyfae http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4575 daisyfae Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:52:36 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4575 nm - working on it... had temporarily misplaced it, but the Puffins are in the house... squirrel queen - that's a riot! i had a dog that was always surprised by his own farts! would look at his butt as if magic had just occurred... with that look of doggie amazement! nm – working on it… had temporarily misplaced it, but the Puffins are in the house…

squirrel queen – that’s a riot! i had a dog that was always surprised by his own farts! would look at his butt as if magic had just occurred… with that look of doggie amazement!

]]> By: Squirrel Queen http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4571 Squirrel Queen Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:54:55 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4571 One of my hounds is a walking pooper, but I attribute it to the fact that she appears to be eternally surprised that something is coming out of her butt and must turn to check out the latest anal departure. She makes more of a concentric circular path with her poop, turn, ponder, poop, turn, ponder method. One of my hounds is a walking pooper, but I attribute it to the fact that she appears to be eternally surprised that something is coming out of her butt and must turn to check out the latest anal departure. She makes more of a concentric circular path with her poop, turn, ponder, poop, turn, ponder method.

]]> By: nursemyra http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4563 nursemyra Sun, 07 Dec 2008 09:58:17 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4563 still waiting on the "special" puffin hat pic.... still waiting on the “special” puffin hat pic….

]]> By: daisyfae http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4562 daisyfae Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:05:10 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4562 uncle keith - let me guess: you were attempting to write your name in the snow? in any case, i'm not surprised, but impressed nonetheless... annie - there is certainly a yin and a yang with dog partnerships... i'm struggling between picking up another pup, or getting a cat-mate for my pup for all of those reasons... practically joe - hope your back is doing better! a shorter dog (with a smaller intestinal tract) would certainly make the problem more manageable. but i don't like little yappy dogs... a dog must make a good "thump" sound when you pound it on the ribs, or it's not a real dog. a bulldog would be ok - on a scale of butchiosity - so i need to reconsider... wonder how they "thump"... KJ - my dog spends a lot of time - and i mean A LOT of time - cleansing his sphincter. in fact, when i'm trying to go to sleep i have to yell at him "STOP LICKING YOUR ASS, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP UP HERE?!?!?" just to get him to lay off for a few hours... i'd let him run head to head - or "pucker to pucker" with any cat... uncle keith – let me guess: you were attempting to write your name in the snow? in any case, i’m not surprised, but impressed nonetheless…

annie – there is certainly a yin and a yang with dog partnerships… i’m struggling between picking up another pup, or getting a cat-mate for my pup for all of those reasons…

practically joe – hope your back is doing better! a shorter dog (with a smaller intestinal tract) would certainly make the problem more manageable. but i don’t like little yappy dogs… a dog must make a good “thump” sound when you pound it on the ribs, or it’s not a real dog. a bulldog would be ok – on a scale of butchiosity – so i need to reconsider… wonder how they “thump”…

KJ – my dog spends a lot of time – and i mean A LOT of time – cleansing his sphincter. in fact, when i’m trying to go to sleep i have to yell at him “STOP LICKING YOUR ASS, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SLEEP UP HERE?!?!?” just to get him to lay off for a few hours… i’d let him run head to head – or “pucker to pucker” with any cat…

]]> By: K. Jayne Cockrill http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4561 K. Jayne Cockrill Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:55:49 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4561 I've spent a lot of time gazing at my cat's ass. Mostly because it's an unusual sort of pucker that's kind of comical, and generally a pretty clean pucker at that. I know why, of course -- cat's like to keep the personal potty area tidy. If only they could take out their own poo from the sandbox, I'd really be impressed. A dog's butt has nothing on a cat's butt. Trust me. KJ http://nanadiaries.com I’ve spent a lot of time gazing at my cat’s ass. Mostly because it’s an unusual sort of pucker that’s kind of comical, and generally a pretty clean pucker at that. I know why, of course — cat’s like to keep the personal potty area tidy. If only they could take out their own poo from the sandbox, I’d really be impressed. A dog’s butt has nothing on a cat’s butt. Trust me.

KJ

http://nanadiaries.com

]]> By: Practically Joe http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4555 Practically Joe Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:07:11 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4555 I sometimes take care of Chief, my daughter's English Bulldog. When he needs to go out ... I put on his leash and head out the door with him leading me along. We live in a neighborhood with one house next to another. Sometimes he revisits previous landing zones and even though I use those doggie bags ... I can't help but feel I'm returning to the scene of a crime. His ass is pretty low to the ground so I don't look at it much. I sometimes take care of Chief, my daughter’s English Bulldog.
When he needs to go out … I put on his leash and head out the door with him leading me along.
We live in a neighborhood with one house next to another.
Sometimes he revisits previous landing zones and even though I use those doggie bags … I can’t help but feel I’m returning to the scene of a crime.
His ass is pretty low to the ground so I don’t look at it much.

]]> By: anniegirl1138 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4552 anniegirl1138 Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:53:16 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4552 I am glad we don't have a dog although we have a cat that pukes, so I guess it all evens out in the end. I am glad we don’t have a dog although we have a cat that pukes, so I guess it all evens out in the end.

]]> By: UncleKeith http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4551 UncleKeith Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:01:52 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4551 In answer to your first question, Not only could I, but I have! The circumstances are sketchy. However, I was dissappointed in the results. In answer to your first question, Not only could I, but I have! The circumstances are sketchy. However, I was dissappointed in the results.

]]> By: daisyfae http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4550 daisyfae Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:26:21 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4550 Pickles - Welcome to the Trailer Park, Mrs. Pickles! i like your scientific method - perhaps as controls, we'll need corn and peanuts... heartbreaktown - good point! maybe that's part of the reason he chooses a different spot every day? rob - good to know there are other walkin' poo doggies... i think it's a talent. and there is spray you can buy to "freeze" the turds, making it unsquishy and easy to pick up.... alex - one of my prior dogs always looked around, kinda bored, when he did his thing. kinda like he wanted to be reading the newspaper or something.... and good point about the attack dogs. guess they don't look so scary when they're scrunched... nm - for you? ok... but that one's not likely to get posted. people at work tell me i look special - especially with the flaps down... dolce - and when the pub is out of Old Speckled Hen, i couldn't hide the tail dropping between my legs... good thing we are tailless... silverstar - can you get a "poo bucket" for Epona? it could serve a double purpose - if anyone tried to mug you, you could toss poo bombs at them! kyknoord - yes... mobile land masses are entirely due to my dog. the secret is exposed..... gnu kid - in Oldsville, they calculate our sewer bills by the flush... i'm doing my part to conserve water.... Shhhhh...... Pickles – Welcome to the Trailer Park, Mrs. Pickles! i like your scientific method – perhaps as controls, we’ll need corn and peanuts…

heartbreaktown – good point! maybe that’s part of the reason he chooses a different spot every day?

rob – good to know there are other walkin’ poo doggies… i think it’s a talent. and there is spray you can buy to “freeze” the turds, making it unsquishy and easy to pick up….

alex – one of my prior dogs always looked around, kinda bored, when he did his thing. kinda like he wanted to be reading the newspaper or something…. and good point about the attack dogs. guess they don’t look so scary when they’re scrunched…

nm – for you? ok… but that one’s not likely to get posted. people at work tell me i look special – especially with the flaps down…

dolce – and when the pub is out of Old Speckled Hen, i couldn’t hide the tail dropping between my legs… good thing we are tailless…

silverstar – can you get a “poo bucket” for Epona? it could serve a double purpose – if anyone tried to mug you, you could toss poo bombs at them!

kyknoord – yes… mobile land masses are entirely due to my dog. the secret is exposed…..

gnu kid – in Oldsville, they calculate our sewer bills by the flush… i’m doing my part to conserve water…. Shhhhh……

]]> By: thegnukid http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/canine-retentive/#comment-4549 thegnukid Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:25:42 +0000 http://daisyfae.wordpress.com/?p=1300#comment-4549 you're not just covertly hiding the fact that you're taking dumps outside and blaming them on Mr. P., are you? okay, no... that's just not right. but then, neither am i... you’re not just covertly hiding the fact that you’re taking dumps outside and blaming them on Mr. P., are you? okay, no… that’s just not right. but then, neither am i…

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