Comments on: Test Anxiety

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:04:19 +0000

lksn – Thanks! Now to write that pesky essay and start the final coursework!

Bb – no blood or needles, but i intend to wee all over the books when i’ve completed this thing. Perhaps initiate a pagan ritual of some sort…

TAG – Welcome to The Park! Will find some time to visit your blog – seems like a fun place! Wanna see me derive Maxwell’s Equations? Physics and math….

By: amature.gigolo

amature.gigolo — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:20:19 +0000

Is there anything hotter than a beautiful woman who knows math? I think not.

TAG

By: beaverboosh

beaverboosh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:31:24 +0000

I hope it did not involve needles and drawing blood… did you have to wee in a cup?

By: lksn

lksn — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:24:04 +0000

Well done.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:55:14 +0000

annie – my “teacher” was a computer. was in a test center with about 20 other poor souls…

rob – thanks! i’m hoping that’s what happened. won’t have the score for a few days. ugh! and hey, what’s an “e” among frinds?

DP – Thanks! and that is exactly what was in my head at 8:01 this morning!

alex – got the rest of the pics, and will likely find one from that list for the final test in a few months! they are funny as hell… well, when you’re not facing a test anyway…

silverstar – open notes would have been nice! i’ve stared at those “flash cards” we made for so long, i can see them when i close my eyes! a little retinal burn didn’t hurt during the exam…

kyknoord – shit. how many points do you take off for spelling?

nm – won’t know – but i was the first one done. they give us 3 1/2 hours to complete it (little timer ticks down from when the test starts). i was done in an hour, spent a half hour proof-reading, editing, spell-checking, and doing character counting (800 character limit for each answer). UGH. the waiting will suck big silver ball!

dolce – good plan, but she wasn’t my type!

gnu – they won’t let us bring in pictures. and, as i found out this morning, they don’t accept checks or credit cards toward bribes. cash only. double damn….

unbearable – math/science would have been easier for me. formulas are just ‘plug and chug’. this was squishy, leadership b-school bullshit. icky-poo!

kono – i can BS like a champ, and hope that it worked… appreciate the Lucky Boy Hair-Tussle!

uk – damn. that would have worked. my two classmates – also testing this morning – why, we could have shaved our heads like a bunch of jerks, and if we’d had our choice of terminals, we could have sat in a circle…. circle… jerks…. hmmm… what does this remind me of?

practically joe – Welcome to The Park! i’m liking this… i’ve got to write an paper next, and then there’ll be one final test. i’ll be in touch… What’s your preferred method of payment? you like women, booze, or drunk women?

By: Practically Joe

Practically Joe — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:18:50 +0000

I know a guy who knows a guy … he’ll be e-mailing me the answers later today … let’s talk.

By: Uncle Keith

Uncle Keith — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:43:59 +0000

Can you write a bunch of answers on the back of the head of the person in front of you?

By: kono

kono — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:07:31 +0000

i’d like to help but word problems scare the shit out of me, well math ones do, i’m good at those essay tests cuz i’m like full of it, i’ll pat the lucky boy on the head for you that always seems to work during sporting events his father may have wagered money on.

By: The Unbearable Banishment

The Unbearable Banishment — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:14:11 +0000

Attempting to answer that question would give me an instant aneurysm. Lotsa luck.

By: thegnukid

thegnukid — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:22:22 +0000

can you attach picture files to the test answers? i bet if you sent in your corset shots the guy scoring the test would automatically give you a perfect score…