rob – we were all averting our eyes. this is not an attractive man… not that anyone looks good whilst excavating body cavities. don’t wanna know don’t wanna know don’t wanna know!

annie – found out later, while sharing the story with my boss, that this Senior Leader also lost his pants at an executive retreat! story goes that he was yakking on his cell phone while on break, his pants fell to the ankles, revealing his boxers, and rather than hang up, he did the one-armed pant-yoga attempting to pull them back. Amazing. even if i did tell him, i doubt it would register…

jenuine – Welcome to The Park! THAT’S a new one! Cleavage adjustment? Hard to imagine, but that’s probably worse than nose-picking!

uncle keith – IT WAS A SCRATCH! it’s all about the angle…

squirrelqueen – we are now making book on how long until this one announces his “retirement”, which is often code for “F.I.R.I.N.G.” in our world…

cincygrad – you, sir, are absolutely correct. he could have done the same maneuver with his ass and never suffered the consequences! perhaps being sent to counseling at worst… i like your concept for the 50-Booger Salute. Shall i dial you up when we implement? will you organize your minions to offer lugubious nasal honoraria?

Face it. You are jealous. He can stick half of his finger up his nose and you have to watch it. He probably did it just to show that he could, can and will do it with reckless abandon. The next VTC, he maybe doing other grotesque and unimaginable things. He’s the king and you are his minions. I think that 50 of you in your next VTC, should on your count, stick your finger up your nose and provide a finger in your other hand to signify that he is #1 !. I think you will win lots of kudos for that by bringing Mr. Big Stuff down to reality. Are you with me??? I want to hear what he says when you implement.

Yuck! I think I would have sent him a email reminder for next time.

Porterhouse: Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
Lou: You’re on.
Porterhouse: All right, kid, take your time.
[Spaulding picks his nose]
Lou: Double or nothing he eats it.
Porterhouse: Don’t do it, kid!
[Spaulding eats it]
Porterhouse: That kid will eat anything!
Lou: He was hungry.

So, did your Senior Leader…um…eat it after picking?

mark p.s. – thank you! wish i were making it up. truly wish i were…

DP – my preference (still) is to walk fast carrying a clipboard. if you paste a stern look on your face, you can gain access to just about any facility. add a white labcoat and it works in hospitals, too!

kyknoord – yeaaaaaaargh! it’s bad enough we have the “denziens of dump” swapping Physics Today and Science outside the shitter…

alex – i was afraid to keep watching. terrified that he’d pull out a brain globule…

nm – she’s hired. her delusions of mystery people planting hair in her nasal passages are more lucid than anything i heard uttered by Dr. Nose…

ian – Welcome to The Park! Yes, with the giant face on the screen, it’s reminiscent of BB. i was well beyond 2 minutes Gotta admit, until he proceeded with the excavations, it was fun to watch him squinching up his face, leaning forward into his computer monitor to read the fine print.

gnu – wish i were (sigh). My posse and i are paranoid regarding the mute button. Even covering our mouths before sniping to thwart any lip-readers in VTC-land. and yes, it makes this Woman Wonder…

dolce – unfortunately, there is no video. i’m not sure i could watch again, although slow motion might be a bit like a train wreck. hard to look away… i’ve also been amazed at the cloak of invisibility provided by car windows… just don’t get it…

The questions is, did you tape it and put it on YouTube?